In chalk, for ‘Roland Butter’ cafes.

Crieff Hydro swimming pool. We helped Nichol Wheatley, of Perfect Circle Art Studios, complete this mission. I painted the top of the Doric columns and the cornice, among a few (very wee) other things.

Murals from over the years:

I feel like everywhere I’ve lived, I’ve painted on the walls. I have photographs of some of these.

Some people were even foolish enough to pay me to paint on their walls. I present a selection…..

Pet portraits

Meekneezez and the filling of the great jug.

If Justice is blind,

then Justice needs a cataract operation.

66.6 The weight of the beast.

phlebotomy vampyres
Health is for wealth
Grow it.
Shame to make a joy a job.
Does nowhere exist?
The silent left or the violent right?
That Hairy Hippopotamus
That scary old Phlebotomist,
Did something quite enormous
in his trousers.
Flower Power

These creatures were commissioned for a student pamphlet when I was entering Glasgow University.